2023 Upstate Orthopedics Mountain Goat Run (45th Annual)

True Scientific Fact.   If you purchase and wear this Pennant hoodie for more than 30 minutes, you will become faster, appear more attractive and be granted 3 wishes from a mystical goat genie.  At least that is what a mystical goat genie who sold us this hoodie told me to say.

Unisex sizing available.  Limited quantities.

"A hoodie for the GOAT in all of us"...  Vogue magazine. 

9oz 55/45 Cotton/Polyester fleece hood full needle rib. Front pouch pocket. Unisex sizing available.

For those days when you arms are too hot to cover up, but your body is chilly.   Also good for showing off the results of arm day.  And once you go black vest, you never to back... to any other color vest.

Limited Unisex Sizing Available

Head get cold.  Buy hat.  Put on hat.  Head stay warm.  

(What a goat would say if they could wear a hat, could talk and bought this custom knit POM beanie).

SALE

What did one running performance beanie say to the other?

You stay here.  I'll go on ahead.

(This joke was so bad, it lowered the cost of this item)  (Reg $25)

Hands get cold.  Buy gloves.  Put on gloves.  Hands stay warm. 

(What a goat would say if they had hands, could talk and bought these gloves).

Have you ever heard the riddle/question, "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Well, this is basically the same thing, "What came first, this pint or the names of the Syracuse city streets that the Mountain Goat runs on?"  

The answers is pretty obviously this pint (which has all the streets that the Mountain Goat runs on).   Buy one (or 12) and check it out for yourself.

Run.  Drink.  Sleep.  Repeat.  

This item will help you with one of those.

BPA free. Double-wall reusable tumbler. Lid sold separately HERE (additional $0.50g per lid). We recommend hand washing to ensure the life of the imprint. Complies with Prop 65. 4.63" H x 2.5" D

You love the Goat, so why not show it on your favorite magnetic surface! This magnet is the perfect addition to any car, refrigerator or (insert your favorite magnetic surface here).

Who doesn't like stickers?  Give others sticker envy with this huge 3" x 9" Mountain Goat sticker.  

Mountain Goat Bib Boards.  Safety pin replacements for your bibs.  Another item that you never knew you needed... until now.

(no Goats were harmed in making of these Bib Boards)> :)